worst of 2017

Hello! Welcome back to my blog. 2017 is finally coming to an end and i am excited. there were a lot of things that went down this year; the good and the bad, hallelujah moments and worst moments. Here’s to the worst of 2017!

WORST FASHION TRENDS IN 2017.

Oh Lord! where do i start from? every fashion line  Almost all fashion lines and designers went cray cray this year. lets start with the one that was everywhere… OVER RIPPED DENIM TROUSERS! if you didn’t notice this trend then I guess you should go back to your hometown, Mars. Thousands of trousers were destroyed back to back by fashion designers, D.i.y Lords and other humans that just felt like joining the trend. But the biggest denim disaster came from Japanese fashion  label Jong by Thibaut, whose “thong jeans” were not only missing their front and back panels, but had its wearers butt to the wind.

worst of 2017

Permit me to talk about Christian Dior’s overly expensive plain white tees with the slogan “we should all be feminists”, that sold for $710! although Christian Dior said that some of its proceeds would go to Rihanna’s charity after a backlash from fans, I am still back lashing! i mean what the …

Dior worst of 2017Kanye Kanye Kanye! I don’t have the strength to even talk about his distressed clothing line and the boobies t shirts that was almost broke down Instagram.

WORST MAKEUP TRENDS IN 2017!

My oh My! believe you me my brothers and sisters that the makeup gurus on Instagram and YouTube went gaga in 2017. From replacing blending sponge with condoms, to use of knives to contour, to using fire for blending? lol. it was crazy! The Instagram make up industry has the award for the Worst of 2017.

Let’s talk about the many creative souls that wanted to redefine makeup, squiggly brows, braided brows, parted brows, feather brows, flower brows, bling brows, rainbow brows, Nike brows McDonald brows, lollipop lips, glitter hair roots, Leech Facials, the list goes on and on.

squiggly brows

I can’t believe that I almost forgot the award winning nose hair extensions! Who even brought up that idea?

 WORST MOVIES IN 2017

And the award goes to *drum roll* FIFTY SHADES DARKER! you won’t believe that till date i have still not finished the movie. Anna and Christian are so awkward together and what’s up with her tongue?, boo! can you just let her sleep in peace in the confines of your lips! ughhh!!

Fifty shades darker, fifty shades darker worst movie in 2017

… the second position goes to EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING. It felt like i was watching another dead Nigerian movie. Cheers to another movie i do not really like, maybe its the fact that i just do not like romance movies, just maybe.

Everything everything

Finally, the third position goes to HOW TO BE A LATIN LOVER. Lord! this movie is something else. When I was don watching this movie, i was like Ada, what did you just watch? Anyways, for this movie, It’s a love hate affair because it was a funny movie to me.

How to be a Latin lover worst movie in 2017

 

WORST SONGS IN 2017.

 Lets start with my Nigerian worst songs:

1: BOOTY LANGUAGE- SKALES

2: PENALTY: SMALL DOCTOR

3: IF (remix)- DAVIDO ft R KELLY

4: DADDY YO- WIZKID

Worst International songs are:

1: Tunnel Vision – Kodak Black

2: Hit Em with the Draco – Soulja Boy

3: Ohio Fried Chicken – Jake Paul. This song has to be the funniest song of all time, bangdadadang has nothing on this song! However, it’s basically a song about fried chicken.

Worst person in 2017

I know most of my Nigerian readers are already screaming Buhari and my U.S readers, Trump. Sorry to disappoint you, you are Wrong! Can you guys remember that CEO of a pharmaceutical company that hiked the price of HIV Drugs from $13 to a whooping $750, his name is Martin Shkreli, has the award.

After him, we have the group of people that rallied for child marriage to be legalized and those white supremists that just want to eliminate blacks, plus all the people that recommended that all the Igbo people in Nigeria should be executed.

I have a lot more in my list but then I will stop here for my 2017 worsts. You can also check out the Best of 2017.

Guys did I miss out any worst trend of 2017? What was your worst song, artist, album and movie of 2017? Which fashion and makeup trends need to leave us in 2018?

2017 was really a good year, i will be posting the best of 2017 tomorrow. I hope you enjoyed this post?

Have a lovely day love!

2 COMMENTS

  1. Oluchi | 30th Dec 17

    How could I have forgotten about the jean and eyebrow trend omg! Really was a cray cray year. Can you imagine I’m just learning about the HIV drug hike. Omg

    Idle head

    • Cravejade | 30th Dec 17

      Loooll yes boo! The cray cray in 2017 was much. The eyebrow trend was the height Martin’s controversy was just too funny and evil at the same time. Try and check him out to see more details. He’s in prison at the moment for fraud and others. Thanks Oluchi for stopping by?

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